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These are Robotic Deer as lifelike as a Robotic Deer can be
with fur colored sky blue.
They are gentle and slow moving and each looks soft and
somewhat cuddly just like a real life deer it wanders the
countryside, unlike a real deer its lifelike eyes glow electric
blue day and night.
SB-IDEER ELECTRIC is on a mission
function A :) it lets you approach if attempted slowly you
are allowed to whisper ideas or stories into its ear which it
function B :) when it encounters people that approach
slowly and then pet its back or head it will in turn flash its
eyes on and off three times and begin to whisper in a low
deer voice a story or idea that it has been told previously
into the appropriately placed ear of the petter. The story
or idea will be selected by the deer randomly.
function C: evade capture - resist capture
if you the human spooks the deer by approaching too
quickly, attempting heavy petting,trying to grasp it too
tightly for a prolonged hug or an awkward perversion
maneuver the deer will will begin to thrash violently
kicking and then run far and as fast as it can.
function D :) in the presence of children near roads each
SB-IDEER ELECTRIC acts as crossing guard slowing
stopping traffic. The robotic SB-IDEER ELECTRIC will utilize
two methods to do this once it identifies the presence of
children based on video based algorithmic recognition of
short stature individuals (below 4') among other digital
sensory cues. The SB-IDEER ELECTRIC will purposefully
move slowly/trepidatiously into the road or path of traffic
and if it detects that traffic is not slowing it will emit an
electromagnetic pulse to disable the vehicles.
||This is to odd as kilogram is to microvolt.
||If I'm not mistaken, this is the chaperone avoidance decoy which wagster pined for.
||Well, at least it's not in other:general. Although I'm having some difficulty understanding the culture:history placement.
||Oral traditions? But - who is going to whisper in a
deer's ear a story worth somebody else's time? It's
going to be advertisements, stupid
advertisements, perverted advertisements,
scams, phishing, pharmaceuticals and sexual
solicitation 99 stories out of a hundred. The other
one will be so laced with vulgarity and bad
grammar that it can only be categorized as "WTF?".
||Around here, we'd probably trap them for their
||I don't know but I think anyone would have trouble
whispering profanity into a robotic sky blue deer ear.
I just think most adults wouldn't be bothered.
||here is a chance to experience something and or
hear something that could change your day or your
||//anyone would have trouble whispering profanity into a robotic sky blue deer//
||Just exactly where were you raised then, it appears to have been very, um... 'sheltering'?