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This company would provide verification of identity for
wishing to sell their soul, assuring that only one soul per
human being is on the market. It would also maintain a
valuation based on verified life's history. Furthermore it
would interact with soul exchanges to assure anyone
their identity could learn who purchased their soul
A "soul" would consist of a blood-signed certificate stating
that the bearer has the right to the original owner's eternal
soul: a bearer bond.
we own your soul.
[po, May 03 2010]
||Is the Devil the only customer or are their other market
||If you sold your soul to the Devil (some Satanist'd be willing
to act as his agent, I'm sure), and didn't go to Hell, would
your estate have standing to sue for breech of contract?
||Also: //valuation based on verified life's history// So there'd
be a futures market?
||Ask any politician - they will know.
||Only if they can claim it on expenses.
||Isn't this place somewhere in the light? No paper work necessary.