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Put it on a robot vacuum cleaner and lay in bed watching it explore the house. |
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Police could use it to find fugitives, while sitting in their patrol car. |
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Put a gun on it and you have some form of robotic
cop. I call it "police-bot" that's catchy. |
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It would just move around very slowly, eating doughnuts. |
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Here's me thinking it's a high speed camera to give me a picture to go with noise that rattled up the pipe. |
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This just the sort of thing that would have saved me from that embarrassing trip to Casualty. If I'd been able to see where the nozzle was pointing, I would have taken extra care to not slip when I was doing the hoovering naked. |
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Don't be embarrased, it could happen to anyone. |
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[8th] Yes, but I should have seen it coming. |
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