Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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50/50 Strip club

Live adult entertainers, both men & women
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Super classy strip club, the kind of place you'd visit with co-ed coworkers for some alley mcbean style unisex adult entertainment. The dancers all have a gimmick: gymnastics, bordello duds, 60 year olds, fullbody tattoos. $15 cocktails. You can order a lapdance, but can't pick the gender/age you're going to get.
skatc, Jun 14 2013


       Transgender? So, that'd be a 33/33/33 on gender identity, but not by population.
not_morrison_rm, Jun 14 2013

       I was hoping they'd be fully clothed on the left half of their body and fully nude on the other...
RayfordSteele, Jun 16 2013

       As long as they have that free cologne in the bathroom, I'm in.
bungston, Jun 18 2013

       I was at a bar in Kalgoorlie with my business partner visiting from Canada when a strange expression came over his face. One of the patrons had given the barmaid a two dollar coin. She lost the flip of the coin and whipped her tits out for a quick show. Apparently whichever way the coin lands she keeps it. This naturally came as quite a surprise to some other patron not expecting it.   

       My partner is notoriously frugal and after having a few more beers wondered if he gave her a one dollar coin she'd show him only one...
AusCan531, Jun 19 2013

       //I was hoping they'd be fully clothed on the left half of their body and fully nude on the other...   

       Wonders about a market for sub-dermal clothing
not_morrison_rm, Jun 19 2013

       $5 to get in. $20 to get out again.
sstvp, Jun 19 2013


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