Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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AVA - Automatic Valium Administrator

Pumps you full of drugs when you need it most
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Each cubicle in every office building in the world should be fitted with this device. Part #1 is a 1" strain guage that tapes onto the user's forehead, just above their eybrows, horizontally. Part #2 is an I.V. drip. When the guage measures a shortening in the distance between the eyebrows (ie: a frown) the drip releases a hit of valium, or pethadine, or some other relaxant, into the rat-racer's bloodstream.

"Thanks, Ava."

Apache, Jun 15 2004

Something somewhat close. http://www.halfbake.../Prozac_20dispenser
[oldenough] - thats me mum speakin'! [Letsbuildafort, Oct 04 2004]


       Great for not getting anything done, but then again so is this place.
yabba do yabba dabba, Jun 15 2004

       Could a portable version of this be created and administered when Estrogen and Progesterone levels reach a certain limit?
WordUp, Jun 16 2004


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