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Sore wrist from writing brilliant Earth shattering ideas on
Halfbakery? You might be tempted to reach for the
muscle pain ointment that works on the principal of
irritating the skin enough that it takes your mind off the
But why deal with messy creams? The Ancient Chinese
Hammer works instantly. Simply apply the miracle
to any of the body's meridians or chakras and watch the
pain instantly disappear from your mind, replaced by the
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If the name says "ancient" you know it must be good.
||"Is your Ancient Chinese Pain Hammer causing constant
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treatment a day and you'll no longer notice the pain
caused by the Ancient Chinese Pain Hammer"
||// Sore wrist from writing brilliant Earth shattering ideas on Halfbakery? //
||We suspect that although certain specific halfbakers suffer from persistent sore wrists, the cause is entirely unrelated to manipulation of an electronic device .... manipulation yes, but not of an electronic device.
||[+] for the idea ... "Pain is good - it reminds you you're alive" ...
||Yes Doctor... a severe case. I prescribe 30 minutes a day of reading Halfbakery comments. That should cure the screaming and weeping. Come back next week if it seems to be getting worse."