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Ancient Chinese Pain Relief Hammer

Works on the same principal as arthritis and backache creams.
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Sore wrist from writing brilliant Earth shattering ideas on Halfbakery? You might be tempted to reach for the topical muscle pain ointment that works on the principal of irritating the skin enough that it takes your mind off the sore joint.

But why deal with messy creams? The Ancient Chinese Pain Relief Hammer works instantly. Simply apply the miracle hammer to any of the body's meridians or chakras and watch the pain instantly disappear from your mind, replaced by the new "stimulus" supplied by this amazing cure.

Works to take you mind off wrist pain, backache, heartbreak, soul thrombosis, spiritual myopathy and buyer's remorse.

If the name says "ancient" you know it must be good.

doctorremulac3, Dec 07 2016


       "Is your Ancient Chinese Pain Hammer causing constant agony, broken bones, etc.? The cure for that is this Ancient Egyptian Pain Dagger - just 5 minutes treatment a day and you'll no longer notice the pain caused by the Ancient Chinese Pain Hammer"
hippo, Dec 07 2016

       // Sore wrist from writing brilliant Earth shattering ideas on Halfbakery? //   

       We suspect that although certain specific halfbakers suffer from persistent sore wrists, the cause is entirely unrelated to manipulation of an electronic device .... manipulation yes, but not of an electronic device.   

       [+] for the idea ... "Pain is good - it reminds you you're alive" ...
8th of 7, Dec 07 2016

       Yes Doctor... a severe case. I prescribe 30 minutes a day of reading Halfbakery comments. That should cure the screaming and weeping. Come back next week if it seems to be getting worse."
pocmloc, Dec 07 2016


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