ADE or "Attention Deficit Excellence"

I have ADE: Attention Deficit Excellence. This causes me to be very impatient with information flow rates. If I'm learning a new subject, and the book, teacher or video doesn't get to the point, I have to skip ahead, bite my lip or fast forward the video till the point is made. I can barely get through the person introducing themselves without getting a sort of numbness that will go away (hopefully) when the actual information starts to be transferred.

You too may benefit from this and I've devised a test. Read the writing below and see how you scored afterwords:

“Hello, and welcome to Doctorremulac3's terrific explanation of the term ADE, or Attention Deficit Excellence and the test that comes along with it. Words can mean many things, the first words were probably grunting sounds made by monkeys. There are languages that animals use but they’re mostly grunting sounds. In fact grunting is used by a lot of animals. Dogs, cats, whales, snails, horses, dogs again, and some snakes. Sometimes they rhyme, Snake/rake for instance. Sometimes, we think of words, perhaps while looking at the stars or taking a dump. Have you ever wondered “Where does the word “WORD” come from?" If not, that’s a good thing because you probably have a life.”

OK, now rank how you did on the test to see your ADE rating. At what point did you yell “Get to the fucking point!” 3/4 of the way through, 1/2 of the way through, after the first sentence, where I said “dogs again” or after the “Hello, and welcome to Doctorremulac3's terrific explanation... bla bla bla."? If you got pissed at anything before the “Ever wonder where the word “word” came from?" part, you may have ADE, which is why you don’t sit around playing video games or obsessing about politics.

In this time of woke linguistic restructuring, it's time to hoist the banner of those of us who have absolutely no patience as benefiting, not suffering from, having an attention deficit. *

* Note: Before assuming you have this, make sure you average an A on all tests you take. If not, you may not have ADE, you may just be a dumbass.