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Sometimes we are all guilty of relying heavily on over-used insults when we want to berate somebody. 'Arsehole', 'Dickhead', etc... using insults such as these puts you in a bad light. Passers-by will consider you to be ill-educated and of little brain.
What we need is a database of insults that
are archaic or have an unusual ring. It will increase our vocabulary and turn the business of insulting your fellow man into something more palatable.
I suggest the following standard insults to begin the database, but please feel free to add more unusual insults from particular vernaculars or time periods (possibly with a brief explanation if they are exceptionally obscure).
Ninnyhammer. Blaggard. Wanksplash. Nonce. Ponce. Pretty Fellow. Chowderhead. Noodledick. Fanny. Witch. Winnit.
shakespearean insult generator [mihali, Sep 19 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Many archaic curse words resurrected here. [Lemon, Sep 19 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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||Watch out kpx. You're straying dangerously close to resurrecting the halfbakery:words category. It can only be a matter of time before you get juttarised.
||If a noodledick and a ninnyhammer insult each other, would they be considered winnits?
||archean insults... stromatolite! cyanobacteria!
||You toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
||//Fanny. Witch. Winnit. //
||You mean to tell me that WinNT was just a typo all these years? Actually, that does explain a few things...
||Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words will hurt you forever. Moving into the 21st century, a more sophisticated system is needed, a system based on symbols that register the desired insults, symbols that are quick and easy to type primarily, yet still deliver the intended sting..