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(idea courtesy of a young friend): Who doesn't love having his or her back scratched? And yet, sometimes there's just not someone around with whom you're on intimate enough terms to ask for a scratch. Wouldn't it be great if there were small storefronts -- maybe even incorporated into existing Starbucks
since they don't need much space, a kiosk, if you will -- where for a small fee, someone would scratch your back for 5 minutes.
you could sell my rulers there
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[xandram, May 20 2007]
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You scratch my back, and I'll pay you a small fee... |
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Five minutes is an awfully long time. |
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Buy three scratches, get one pat free. |
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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. But have you seen a doctor about this skin condition of yours? |
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lower, a little to the left please. Perhaps a back scratching machine would be better suited to this? Certainly working at this kiosk would be high on my list of 'jobs I am happy not to have'. Picturing hairy backs *shudder*. |
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Starbacks? A three minute no-nail diagonal upper-left quadrant strofinaro, please. |
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D'you want that descurf or regular? |
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Oh dear lord, it hadn't occurred to me anyone would picture scratching naked backs... NO SHIRT NO SERVICE. |
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what?? You have to wear a shirt?...maybe a hospital gown with an open back? |
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