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This is for those of us who absolutely HATE to clean the bathroom. It's a full-sized rubber burqa to protect yourself and your clothes from vile bathroom germs! Comes with arm sleeves, a plastic eye-slit cover, and a pleasant smelling deodorizer to cover foul smells. Kinda like a Muslim HAZMAT suit.
disgust is good for you
apparently it wanes with age, I can't say I have noticed... [po, Oct 04 2004]
(?) Here you go.
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 04 2004]
||how about those self-cleaning toilets around pubs and such? Much less hassle, and no burqa!
||Yeah, but how do you take it off without getting dirty?
||Just pressure hose the place. That'll clean it up.