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Sometimes in the bathroom I can hear my family
downstairs talking quietly. Then I realize that I just
dropped a big loud stinky. I leave embarrassed
is there a better way? I either need to learn to shit
or these air ducts need mufflers. I learned the longer you
in the louder it comes out!
So, I need mufflers on my air ducts.(or my ass) But how?
Lining the passage with insulation won't work. That
just restrict air flow and collect dust. So I'm thinking
(bathroom) vent needs an insulated flapper; smooth on
bottom, carpeted on the top. When the air flows, the
lifts and the smooth underside lets the air breeze past.
When the flap is down, the carpet captures your nasty
You'll need to co-ordinate your shits with the end of a
heating/cooling cycle but this could work.
Besides I have a shy colon and can't crap while my
in-law discusses denture paste with grandma.
I have a humour how is your humour
[rcarty, Jan 14 2013]
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||Wholly open anal retentive gag humours.
||gorgeous link, thanks rcarty!
||Looping soundtrack of bathroom noises plays 24/7 to drown out the genuine sounds.
||tee hee you said bang cock!
||Bella, aren't you from the UK? I know you said don't
||I misread this as shit muffins :-p
||I think shit muffins much better idea :-p
||No, no... Amplify and make it much louder. When I read the idea was thinking of the mufflers popular on tiny engine Honda's (and other imports) that actually make the exhaust much louder and tinny. That way even your neighbors know when you have explosive diarrhea.
||By the way I am writing this while shitting
||[bellauk65], I'm in your neck of the woods...Sawat dee
Krup! I presume you know what a "bum-gun" is?