h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Include rubber stamp to mark your body with thousands of pin pricks in the morning. Red or pink ink I guess. |
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This idea is completely pointless... |
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Eeew, the thought of old syringes and medical waste as
printed bed sheets is quite disturbing. |
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This makes it far too easy for your enemies to slip sharp
things into your bed without you noticing. |
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Why not go for for the real thing? |
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Roofing nails come attached in rolls of
~500. Simply spot-weld a suitable number
of rolls together, "bzzhtp" and there's your
answer. Now, what was the question? |
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" it wasn't appropriate for what I intended to use it for after all " |
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That sums up most of the ideas here ... |
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Rethinking this, the top sheet(duvet in the cold), in theory,
should be see-thru
to show off the bottom 'bed of nails' or whatever sheet. |
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Although, matching pyjamas or/and body art would be a
requirement. |
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