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Biodegradable, Spray-on Christmas Tights

...because this is how I read that other idea.
 
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Some sort of aresolized rubber compound in a christmas-ish color. On christmas, you spray this junk on your legs and voila, you're wearing tights. Sort of. Comes off in the shower and biodegrades so it won't clog your drain. Available in non-christmas colors.
Madcat, Feb 17 2004

Not necessarily work safe http://www.liquid-latex.com/about.htm
[darksasami, Oct 17 2004]

Spray On Stockings for Women http://news.bbc.co....pacific/3043998.stm
Air Stockings are available now in terracotta, natural, bronze and other traditional lingerie colors. It is reputed to be a good value compared to the cost of fine hose. Undoubtedly, it could be made in holly green or cranberry red if the market so demands. [jurist, Oct 17 2004]

gravy brown for the rest of the year http://www.realstockings.com/history.html
[po, Oct 17 2004]

Mass Fights http://kenwestphal....rch/ChurchFight.gif
It doesn't resolve this? Huh. [ghillie, Oct 17 2004]

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       For thy elf?
silverstormer, Feb 17 2004
  

       Alas, science is not yet up to the challenge. But if you're flexible on the biodegradability and the sprayonity, the link is as close as we've gotten...
darksasami, Feb 17 2004
  

       Actually, science has already conquered that challenge and brought a popular and cost-effective product to market. [link] Air Stockings were featured on a segment of CBS Morning News this very morning, 2/17/04 eight months behind the BBC. Perhaps the triggering factor was that today the aerosol spray reportedly costs $30 per can, which the female commentator still judged to be a good value compared to the cost of her snagged hose. Each can provided about 20 applications or the approximate equivalent of a month's worth of hose.
jurist, Feb 18 2004
  

       Wow, you win. Do they come with a brown eyeliner pencil, so you can draw a seam up the back?
darksasami, Feb 18 2004
  

       Yes, but I am so glad to know there are spray-on tights in the world! That is such a load off my mind!
k_sra, Feb 18 2004
  

       Now if someone would only come up with spray-on Christmas LIGHTS it would make my holiday season a lot easier. Especially if I could hose them off after Christmas using that spray-on christmas hose that Madcat is proposing. Could the hose perhaps be pressed into double-duty as Christmas stockings?
riccoman, Feb 18 2004
  

       I thought this would be some sort of spray-on solution to those outbreaks in Catholic church services...
ghillie, Feb 18 2004
  
      
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