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A rink on which Ice Hockey is played. Instead of water, the top layer of the rink is made from sterile, frozen human blood - just so there's absolutely no misunderstanding about the point of the game.
Mark Quinn: self (1991-2011)
http://marcquinn.com/artworks/self
frozen bust of the artist's blood [jutta, Jan 12 2019]
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This idea is pointless, but in a bad way. |
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One problem is that blood freezes well below 0°C, so your
refrigeration costs are going to be a bit higher. Another
problem is that frozen whole blood is actually significantly
less slidey than frozen water. |
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Gonna be hard to see the puck. Please don't bring back the glowing blue halo of a few years back that the 'muricans needed to be able to see it even against a white background. |
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The puck can be kept in plain sight on a shelf next to the playing area; after all, it has no real role to play in the event, it's merely a pretext for the on-rink violence. |
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And below the blood is a layer of frozen beef suet... |
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Oh yes ... just the venue for those seeking a nice glass of Milk Plus and a bit of the old ultra-violence ... |
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The Zamboni is going to coagulate the blood proteins. How
do you solve that problem? |
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The R&D team are investigating that. |
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