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Blood Rink

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A rink on which Ice Hockey is played. Instead of water, the top layer of the rink is made from sterile, frozen human blood - just so there's absolutely no misunderstanding about the point of the game.
8th of 7, Jan 06 2019

Mark Quinn: self (1991-2011) http://marcquinn.com/artworks/self
frozen bust of the artist's blood [jutta, Jan 12 2019]


       This idea is pointless, but in a bad way.
Voice, Jan 06 2019

       One problem is that blood freezes well below 0°C, so your refrigeration costs are going to be a bit higher. Another problem is that frozen whole blood is actually significantly less slidey than frozen water.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 07 2019

       Dethklok would approve.
bs0u0155, Jan 07 2019

       Gonna be hard to see the puck. Please don't bring back the glowing blue halo of a few years back that the 'muricans needed to be able to see it even against a white background.   

       The puck can be kept in plain sight on a shelf next to the playing area; after all, it has no real role to play in the event, it's merely a pretext for the on-rink violence.
8th of 7, Jan 07 2019

       And below the blood is a layer of frozen beef suet...
calum, Jan 07 2019

       Blood... Rollerball...
whatrock, Jan 08 2019

       Oh yes ... just the venue for those seeking a nice glass of Milk Plus and a bit of the old ultra-violence ...
8th of 7, Jan 08 2019

       The Zamboni is going to coagulate the blood proteins. How do you solve that problem?
Cuit_au_Four, Jan 09 2019

       The R&D team are investigating that.
8th of 7, Jan 12 2019


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