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Spring-loaded mechanical arm throws book at you at pre-determined time.
If this thing doesn't wake you up, you're probably dead.
Or still awake.
Coming soon to a Sharper Image near you [DeathNinja, Oct 05 2004]
||A hardback edition of The Brothers Karamazov would wake me up, but I reckon I could sleep through a paperback Metamorphosis
||I laughed out loud from the title alone :) Load it with an encyclopaedia set, and you can have a "snooze" function.