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Burned Bra

bra for looking bra-less
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Want to enjoy the bump and sway of unbound breasts while secure in the knowledge that you're firmly supported? The extra bounce on this bra will provide an attractive, unfettered look while avoiding stretching or sagging.

The secret is thin, skin-colored, silicon gel, faux breasts on the outside of the bra. While your bosom is snugly encapsulated, a liberated you is rocking and rolling farther ahead.

Wear our product on a walk, and part of you will look like you're jogging without a sports bra.

FarmerJohn, Mar 07 2003

(?) Howard Hughes http://www.cnn.com/STYLE/9608/17/bras/
Designed a bra for Jane Russell. Caused scandal, or something. [my face your, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]


       FJ, trying to prove that he is actually the son of Howard Hughes.
pluterday, Mar 07 2003

       Dimandja: That sounds like a fun sport!
Farmer: You need to get out more often.
DrCurry, Mar 07 2003

       I guess [DrCurry], since I have no idea what [pluterday] means.
FarmerJohn, Mar 07 2003

       No illustration, huh?
waugsqueke, Mar 07 2003

       [waugs] It would need to be animated.   

       [myface] & [pluter] Ah yes, "the first cantilevered bra".
FarmerJohn, Mar 07 2003

       Has anyone else noticed how shop mannequins tend to have nipples these days? Just me then, huh?
angel, Mar 07 2003

Voice, Jul 12 2007

       Just another reason for women to yell out, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"   

       [as if they didn't know their t-shirts had writing on them]
WhereYouAt, Jul 22 2008


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