h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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The Butt Chirper is a pneumatic whistle device that converts the passing wind into various birdsongs. Various clenchings change the shapes of the whistle's chambers, allowing a practised chirper to emulate many avian species.
... and of course you get to blame an invisible bird.
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a hopefully short-lived vegetarian'ish diet)
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I think a kazoo requires a sound-source input, ie: not just air.... I suppose you could kazoo a fart sound, but I'll leave that option to somebody else to explore. |
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Could you provide a corresponding device that makes birds sound like flatulence? |
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The Wazoo Kazoo is certainly out of the question, but the Fartmonica is just begging to be made. |
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I dread the day I hear a great big, wallopingly loud
parrot squawk. Unpleasant, very unpleasant. + |
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[blissmiss] but, if you're upwind, a parrot squawk could just be a parrot squawk. |
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