Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Fart Blame Display

Trump detector
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A siren on each desk contected to a small device which measures methane levels. Should a work collegue "trump" the siren will flash and their name will be diplayed on a wall mounted display board. This will avoid having to walk past a known SBD (silent-but-deadly) Trumper and getting a nostril full of flatulant fury.
S-note, Jul 13 2007

everything you (n)ever wanted to know about farts http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
[xandram, Jul 15 2007]


       And what exactly is the advantage of this again...?
DrCurry, Jul 13 2007

       what if i had beans last night? it might get kind of annoying especially say the day after the company picnic.
jhomrighaus, Jul 13 2007

       You work in a place where people are ashamed of their farts? Ooo, classy!
baconbrain, Jul 13 2007

       I'd rig it, so that the light under S-note's name is always lit up.
phundug, Jul 13 2007

       A colleague has the habit of raising himself slightly from his seat, and more or less detonating. On hearing this, one of the engineers who sits near him will immediately hook his shirt over his nose, while otherwise appearing to pay not the least attention. It's quite surreal.
david_scothern, Jul 14 2007


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