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Coloring Book Newspaper

Save those flagging printed newspaper sales. Crayons included.
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1) Orange President Bad (Color his face orange)

2) Socialist Candidate Good (Color her halo yellow)

3) War is Peace (Color the bombers dropping flowers sparkley)

4) Thinking For Yourself is Bad (Color person with glasses and a book all skribbly)

Supposedly coloring books are back in a big way, only difference is grownups are using them. They calm the nerves of having to live in the most prosperous, peaceful time in history or something. I'm guessing they go well with the Xanax, Zoloft or other Soma drugs that are popular these days.

Newspapers are dying because the information contained therein is more efficiently distributed by digital means.

Enter the coloring newspaper. You get the stories of the day, plus a box of crayons.

Yea, you can do a digital version of that as well but...

uhh... hmm.

doctorremulac3, Feb 16 2019

Always appreciate appreciation. https://tenor.com/v...bright-gif-13498242
[doctorremulac3, Feb 16 2019]


       //Supposedly coloring books are back in a big way// Uh, I seem to recall that wave passing by about 8 years ago.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 16 2019

       Suddenly I realized I was behind in my knowledge of the latest fad's comings and goings. I waited for the wave of shame to wash over me.   

       ...and waited...   

       Hmm. Nothing. Oh well.   

       I'm going to start charging admission for post annotations. Bun or Bone, nobody gets out for free.   

       Bun or bone Max, what say ye?! (Yea, that's gonna work.)
doctorremulac3, Feb 16 2019

       Colour-in is cool, so a color-in US border wall would be good, especially if it's life size. Puce, I'm going for puce.
not_morrison_rm, Feb 16 2019

       //Bun or bone Max// Have this bun, sponsored by Rentishams.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 16 2019

       Thank you Max. (link)
doctorremulac3, Feb 16 2019

       And a page to colour for the bottom of Polly's cage. And 'This Page Intentionally Left Blank' for wrapping fish. Oh, and a page of origami patterns (scissors come with pack of crayons when you purchase a yearly subscription).
Sgt Teacup, Feb 16 2019


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