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Combat Sports Symphonic Gaggle

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Made up primarily from former Foley artists and musicians who are out of work due to AI sound effects taking over the entertainment industry, this gaggle of percussionists, string musicians, and saxophonists is available for feature bouts in MMA, Kickboxing, Muay Thai, BJJ, and many other physical combat sports, adding that je ne sais quois to blood sports.

Constituted differently and tailored specifically for the occasion, the CSSG is available as a quartet, octet, 12-piece full spectrum accompaniment or, of course, the Full CSSG Bangers’ Mashup, with anywhere from 30 to 75+ players.

Cymbalists, drummers, wood block and coconut experts, a piccolo, guys who thump things, the slap of a steak on a wet watermelon, and “Goodnight, sweet prince.” All this can accompany your next big event! Bring excitement to the cheap seats while sparking up lackluster, low-energy bouts. Our energy is always positive and sometimes hilarious. Give us a try Dana and Turki! We will have a booth in Dubai for the Expo with the full 52-piece Full Deck Bangers’ Mashup bringing down the house, so don’t miss it!

minoradjustments, Jul 28 2025

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