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Bar Fight Referee

Declares rules and winners during drunken brawls
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Depending on how drunk people are, bar fights don't always have a clear winner, so why not have a ref? He'd probably be loaded, too, but who cares? He sets rules and announces the winner after 3 rounds, then gets in a speedo and challenges any onlookers to a cartwheel championship.
AfroAssault, Oct 19 2000


       Doesn't everyone like cartwheels?
AfroAssault, Nov 23 2000

       Hmm... what happens if the referee has a few, and gets involved in a fight?   

       Oh, and those rules... maybe there should be a rule book... hey, there's an idea (oh, look, an idea in the Halfbakery!)
Detly, Nov 23 2000, last modified Dec 22 2000

       you would have to introduce fines for anyone smacking the ref (which inevitably somebody would)
panthaz paradise, Apr 02 2001

       great idea, but yeah some fines would have to imposed by the ruleing authority for miss use of the ref. otherwise have some prize fights and reduce the surface population.
manatee55, Nov 29 2002

       There was a sweet barfight at work last weekend, pitty it got broken up.
Gulherme, Nov 29 2002

       Hehe. A roaming general referee. That's a postable idea, [ugly_joe].
bristolz, Nov 30 2002

       Here's a movie that could use the referee: http://www.barfighter.com
capt spaulding, Oct 22 2003

       Barfighter was cool, its not really what i thought it would be though. Im looking forward to Skraps coming out by bumfights.com and Almost illegal #2 of off http://www.thiswillshockyou.com both those videos are going to kick ass.
frankiej, Nov 29 2003


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