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Coronavirus bathing cap

Watch 'em scuttle...
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A bathing cap which looks as much as possible like a Coronavirus, which leaves just the face exposed.

DeLuxe version has integrated mask/goggles and snorkel tube leading to the top of the head, for even more complete coverage.

When in use, looks like a giant virus skating across the surface of the water.

Terrifies other bathers, spreads unnecessary fear and panic.

That is all.

8th of 7, Oct 15 2020


       Bun but contingent on adding tentacles for some reason.
doctorremulac3, Oct 15 2020

       "A special version with tentacles is also available; the Super Grand DeLuxe version uses the wearer's breathing through the snorkel to make said tentacles writhe convincingly"   

       Will that do ?   

       An aftermarket accessory is a noisemaker which attaches to the end of the snorkel which makes a noise like a Coronavirus*.   

       *Actually, it's just a regular duck call in a fancy box, but does anyone really know what a Coronavirus sounds like ?
8th of 7, Oct 15 2020

doctorremulac3, Oct 15 2020

       On the plus side, there will be no-one else in the pool to get in your way (except of course other Coronavirus bathing cap wearers).
8th of 7, Oct 15 2020

       //but does anyone really know what a Coronavirus sounds like?//   

       Probably more than a passing resemblance to Kellyanne Conway.
RayfordSteele, Oct 16 2020

       Linkee no workee, [n_m_rm] ...
8th of 7, Oct 17 2020

       Works at this end have you clicked the ,,'what like this" link
not_morrison_rm, Oct 17 2020

       Hey [nrm] if you post your Google Drive username and password here then we can all log in as you and then we will be able to see it.
pocmloc, Oct 17 2020

       On second thoughts, better if you just change the viewing permissions of your file, and don't post your password here. Someone else might use it for less than honourable purposes...
pocmloc, Oct 17 2020

       Sent pic to the Borg, not that I am lazy or summat
not_morrison_rm, Oct 17 2020

       Very good, [n_m_rm], yes, very much like that.
8th of 7, Oct 17 2020

       It was sweets display when I clocked it in sweets shop just before the lock down..see if the shop still have it
not_morrison_rm, Oct 19 2020


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