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Death Star Underwear

Be proud of this technological terror you have created ...
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Underpants in male or female sizes and designs in flesh-tone colour and with a large, unmistakeable image of the Death Star printed on the rear (buttock) area.

Allows passers by who are "in the know" to shout, when mooned at, "That's no Moon. It's a space station ! "

A perfect gift for college students, particularly those in fraternities or sororities.

8th of 7, Jun 09 2011

could you send this guy a pair? http://filmsmell.co...5_assless-chaps.jpg
[xandram, Jun 10 2011]

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       Can you offer an electronic version with dozens of Imperial Tie Fighters buzzing around the underpants like flies? It would be even better if each Tie Fighter had random laser pointer bursts!   

       (Although, admittedly, it will make going to the movies rather awkward) [+]
Grogster, Jun 09 2011
  

       The rear, eh?
RayfordSteele, Jun 09 2011
  

       These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
tatterdemalion, Jun 09 2011
  

       " I'm going in!"
normzone, Jun 09 2011
  

       John Williams' "Imperial March"...   

       Bum Bum Bum, Bumba Bum, Bumba Bum...
theleopard, Jun 09 2011
  

       Maligneth not the Sacred name of John Williams ...   

       [tat], [norm], congratulations. You have successfully booked you place in Hell, in the same pit of torment as [zeno]. Feel free to drop in any time.   

       PS where are the buns ... ?
8th of 7, Jun 09 2011
  

       I repeatedly read this as "Death Star Underwater". Which would have been a much better idea, incidentally.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 09 2011
  

       Sez who ?
8th of 7, Jun 09 2011
  

       Underwear? Wouldn't this make better sense as a tattoo?
mouseposture, Jun 10 2011
  

       I sense a great dysentry in the force.   

       Admiral Ackbar: "It's a crap!"
jaksplat, Jun 10 2011
  

       Why didn't you tote this one in together with the High Heeled Clown Boots? Would save on electrons, or something like that...anyway, may the farce be with you..
not_morrison_rm, Jun 10 2011
  

       [+] goes well with starry chaps!
xandram, Jun 10 2011
  

       [comment withheld in the service of good taste]
DrBob, Jun 10 2011
  

       'I have a bad feeling about this!'   

       'The boy is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you?'   

       'What an incredible smell you've discovered.'   

       "I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."
RayfordSteele, Jun 10 2011
  
      
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