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Devaccination

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This is a pay-for option for those who regret getting vaccinated. The rates are determined by the risk factors which are increased for the general population.

Measles: $12,890,000. To cover treatment of the subsequently infected.

Polio: $72,560.000. For iron lungs and podcast training.

Whooping Cough/Diphtheria/pertussis/tetanus Triple vaccine: $l67,540.000. Those wishing to forego vaccination will not be treated for any conditions if contracted.

Vaccine reversal is also available for the following diseases, $32,450.000 and up: Price for reversal upon request, and after psychological evaluation. Chickenpox (varicella) COVID-19 Dengue Flu (influenza) Hepatitis A Hepatitis B Hib (Haemophilus influenzae type b) HPV (human papillomavirus) Measles Meningococcal Mpox Mumps Pneumococcal Polio (poliomyelitis) Rotavirus RSV (respiratory syncytial virus) Rubella (German measles) Shingles (herpes zoster)

Those wishing to be exposed, for whatever reason, to these viral and bacterial agents voluntarily should contact the CDC.

If you blame your parents: $3200 un-do for all vaccinations. Only once. Irrevocable. No further vaccinations will ever be administered.

minoradjustments, Jul 29 2025

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       I just have one question: how?
21 Quest, Jul 29 2025
  

       Well, at least it's not in other:general
normzone, Jul 30 2025
  

       rant and magic [-]
Voice, Jul 30 2025
  

       Just say no... and mean it. Mandates can be shoved up assets.   

       Yes, how dare they insist that we drive on the right side of the road, not plumb our toilet water drain into the street, and give up lead-based paint.
RayfordSteele, Jul 30 2025
  

       Or wear underwear on our faces to prevent the smell of someones farts...
... unless seated of course.
  

       ...or changing the dictionary definition of the word Vaccine to remove the word "immunity" and then replace it with the words "helps with", technically rendering Aspirin as a vaccine.   

       The entire Plandemic was a fucking joke.   

       Try to prove me wrong.   

       We should probably switch the subject to illegal immigration... funny how one immediately followed the other.   

       ...almost like it had been planned for a very long time.   

       //Try to prove me wrong//   

       I offer in evidence the fact that no- one's laughing.
pertinax, Aug 09 2025
  

       no- one's?   

       No- one at all. (Autocorrect seems to like the space after the hyphen, but not before.)
pertinax, Aug 09 2025
  

       "no one" is the proper spelling. A hyphen is used to connect two otherwise unrelated words into one. For example a "well-known author" makes one word out of well-known. It can also be correctly used to prevent misreading and bad edits, as in "re-sign" instead of "resign". "no one" (without the hyphen) is already clear. Your auto-correct doesn't like the word "no-one" because it's not a word. When you put a space in between it assumes you're hyphenating between two lines (as done in the old days before word wrap and self-formatting text) or that it's otherwise just a step too high for a spell checker and into the grammar checking domain. The words "no" (not any) and "one" (individual) stand on their own just fine. Like this: No parrot can swim in lava.   

       tldr: "no-one" is not a word.
Voice, Aug 09 2025
  

       //No parrot can swim in lava//   

       Respectfully disagree. Yes, the length of the swim might be short, but let's look at the factors in play here: 1- Parrots can swim and 2- Lava is at least somewhat fluid. Yes, it might not be able to do laps, but is not a flap or two before bursting into flames "swimming"? All that's needed is to have some amount of penetration of the surface and some forward motion to constitute "swimming". Even if it's a half inch in and forward. Now would that just be "slogging"? Debatable.   

       Brief and ill advised, but clearly possible with a lava proof swim shell with cooling and motorized assistance for the wings that WOULD allow it to do laps.
doctorremulac3, Aug 09 2025
  
      
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