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Devaccination

So you didn’t like it?
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This is a pay-for option for those who regret getting vaccinated. The rates are determined by the risk factors which are increased for the general population.

Measles: $12,890,000. To cover treatment of the subsequently infected.

Polio: $72,560.000. For iron lungs and podcast training.

Whooping Cough/Diphtheria/pertussis/tetanus Triple vaccine: $l67,540.000. Those wishing to forego vaccination will not be treated for any conditions if contracted.

Vaccine reversal is also available for the following diseases, $32,450.000 and up: Price for reversal upon request, and after psychological evaluation. Chickenpox (varicella) COVID-19 Dengue Flu (influenza) Hepatitis A Hepatitis B Hib (Haemophilus influenzae type b) HPV (human papillomavirus) Measles Meningococcal Mpox Mumps Pneumococcal Polio (poliomyelitis) Rotavirus RSV (respiratory syncytial virus) Rubella (German measles) Shingles (herpes zoster)

Those wishing to be exposed, for whatever reason, to these viral and bacterial agents voluntarily should contact the CDC.

If you blame your parents: $3200 un-do for all vaccinations. Only once. Irrevocable. No further vaccinations will ever be administered.

minoradjustments, Jul 29 2025

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       I just have one question: how?
21 Quest, Jul 29 2025
  

       Well, at least it's not in other:general
normzone, Jul 30 2025
  

       rant and magic [-]
Voice, Jul 30 2025
  

       Just say no... and mean it. Mandates can be shoved up assets.   
      
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