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Roland gently lowered his left foot into the vat of warm,
oleaginous goop to a depth just above his ankles, feeling it
ooze
between his toes. It felt good.
Then his right foot went into the goop.
Then he withdrew his feet and plunged them into a tub of fine
wool clippings, to the same depth.
Socks
were done!
<addendum>
2 days later...
Roland sat in the HR Manager's office, waiting for her to
return, his mind racing furiously.
What possible, feasible reason could he offer, for having
poured five gallons of DipSox goo over his bald, asshole
supervisor when he emerged from the shower in the office
bathroom, before covering him in lime green woolly fuzz?
Plasti-Dip Socks - closer to "barefoot running shoes"
https://barefootrunning.com/archives/2052
All but the fine wool clippings [kdf, Feb 17 2021]
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So not socks for swimming. |
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Was gonna also give kudos for the first usage of "oleaginous"
on this site but, sadly, no dice. |
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Do the fine wool clippings wick the oleaginous-ness of the goop so that Roland isn't just walking in a wool-paste? Or does the oleaginous-ness somehow solidify in such a way that Roland can not remove his socks without solvent? |
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...I know how much that means to you and how unable you are to not strive for fake internet points. |
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If he pulls them off when done, it'll be the first time
[UnaBubba] had Socks A-Peel. |
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Would dope socks be cooler? |
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this is so weird, have a weird bun + |
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started thinking...good thing it’s not a *dip jock*
(strap) |
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The obvious solution, for those asking, is that the goo sets
reasonably quickly, especially once reinforced with wool. |
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And, being oily, would not break down when damp or wet
but would require a surfactant, to assist with breakdown. |
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Could Roland lay his Thompson gun aside and apply a
release agent to his feet before dipping? |
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Seems a good idea to be used in bed with dip sheets |
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Not advised for people with hairy toes, or ankles, or... |
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So, not for hobbits, [RayfordSteele]? |
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