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Next time you sneeze, grab a disposable kazoo tissue and have a good honk.
Tiny kazoos are embedded into the tissues so that when you blow your nose the tissue resonates with your harmonic sneeze.
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The kazoo is one of the most underrated instruments ever. The sneeze however... |
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+. but you don't explain why. |
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er..Because if there are several people with sneezing fits, you could start a sneezing kazoo orchestra. |
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//Tiny kazoos are embedded// Bun pending upon renaming these things "carbon fiber nanokazoos." |
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[contracts] it izz what it izzzzzzzzz. + |
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I was just about to post this! |
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<goes away weeping for lost croissants>*Sob* *Sniffle* <gawflc> |
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