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Backpack mounted flamethrower-looking device
which expels semi-liquified marshmallow (or
similarly edible substance). Enraged target (e.g.,
bear, crowd, godzilla) gets hit with goo which retards
their movement then begins to solidify. Target will
inevitably go through short, enraged "YOU GOT
period which will quickly subside when they realize
that hey - that's yummy! While they won't be able to eat
their way out in any reasonable time, there would be
time enough for law enforcement personnel to
detach the baddie from the ground and lift the
ensconced no-gooder into the paddy wagon (or
Noone hurt. Justice prevails, the courts take over,
(partially baked ; UnaBubba suggested Edible
Rubber Bullets, I think it's far enough from that.)
||Just when you think you've searched the site
thoroughly to ensure your idea isn't completely
baked, you find Jester's EdiTerrent.
||Let me know if it's too close to that and I'll kill this
||I think there's enough differences between the 2 excellent, separate but unequal ideas to warrant this gooey croissant. Good form.
||What next? Ballistic popcorn?
||Makes me think of the ending of GhostBusters.
||That was more like an edible WMD.
||Would't the melted marshmallows be hot? 2nd degree burns don't make people happy!