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Cuter bio-weapons

A more upbeat PR campaign
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What's really needed is a good PR campaign, sponsored by Wayland Industries to counter all that negative PR put out by that arch rumor-monger, Ridley Scott.

Bioweapons can be cute and cuddly!

Say hello to Hello Face Hugger!

Simply adorable with the pink bow!

Ideal pet for small children* !

See link.


not_morrison_rm, Mar 28 2012

Hello Face Hugger https://www.faceboo...0232&type=1&theater
...took me ages to get the bow on that one, nearly lost a finger, I can tell you... [not_morrison_rm, Mar 28 2012, last modified Mar 30 2012]

(?) Hello Jason.... http://www.facebook...0232&type=3&theater
..it is, as they say a very long story [not_morrison_rm, Mar 28 2012]

The Zap Gun http://www.google.c..._KoOU9_MccPEC__Kgsw
Another Philip K. Dick masterpiece ... [8th of 7, Mar 28 2012]

Videodrome http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086541/
Almost the exact opposite of this idea. Long live the new flesh! [DrBob, Mar 28 2012]

(?) and another one https://www.faceboo...0232&type=1&theater
..I'm just knocking them out, I tell you [not_morrison_rm, Mar 29 2012]

Here kity kitty kitty. http://24.media.tum...1V1qzvk4co1_500.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 30 2012]

Hello Kitty gatling gun http://www.kittyhel...o-kitty-rotary-gun/
....repeat appearance on HB [not_morrison_rm, Mar 30 2012]

Apologies to HR Giger.... https://www.faceboo...0232&type=1&theater
[not_morrison_rm, Mar 30 2012]


       that thing in the linked image has eaten everything including itself.
po, Mar 28 2012

       Erm? Not entirely sure that's possible, unless if we're talking about that verdammit Klein Bottle monster again?
not_morrison_rm, Mar 28 2012

       I thought for sure this was going to be another [Bean an' Gel] rant about Happylong.
ytk, Mar 28 2012

       // I thought for sure this was going to be another [Bean an' Gel] rant about Happylong.//   

       It can be if you like, I'm easy.   

       Tried putting the idea text through an anagram engine and sadly they all see to be length limited to not that many chars, but just doing the first half of the first sentence I did get "A Paradisaical Deed Legmen Gryphons Two", if that's any help? No additional charge for this service.
not_morrison_rm, Mar 28 2012

       I was hoping this was a visit from a vicious and spelling-impaired new baker.
bungston, Mar 28 2012

       Mea culpa. But I did initially read that as "I was hoping this was a visit from a viscous and spelling-impaired new baker."   

       So, probably not the point to be mentioning Hello Jason...
not_morrison_rm, Mar 28 2012

       What, no carnivorous and rabidly aggressive rabbits? (Multiplying like rabbits, too?)
Vernon, Mar 28 2012

       <Tim the Enchanter>   

       "... Look at the bones ... !"   

       </Tim the Enchanter>   

       Super cute bioweapons already exist. They're called Shih Tzu. After a while, they drive the people who look after them completely insane.   

8th of 7, Mar 28 2012

       [makes 'big, pointy teeth' gesture]
DrBob, Mar 28 2012

       how do you do that... again?
po, Mar 29 2012

       [8th of 7] //They're called Shih Tzu// <obligatory joke>"I went to a zoo once and it only had one animal in it - it was a Shih Tzu"</oj>
hippo, Mar 29 2012

       I'm still obsessing over the Klein Bottle monster...   

       I went to a zoo once (Cairo) and it had a polar bear in a non-cooled enclosure, just lying on a rock all day as someone hosed it down continuously. How we laughed.
not_morrison_rm, Mar 29 2012

       // someone hosed it down continuously. //   

       Wonder how the original job advert was phrased...   

       "WANTED: Polar-bear hoser. Polar bear, hose and water supplied. Bring your own hat, sunglasses, and running shoes. No experience necessary; training will be provided. If you can't sprint the 100m in less than 11 seconds, probably best if you don't apply ... "
8th of 7, Mar 29 2012

       po, middle three fingers of your left hand waved erratically in front of your mouth.
DrBob, Mar 29 2012

       Wouldn't you just look like Dr Zoidberg if you do that?
not_morrison_rm, Mar 29 2012

       4chan accuses me of being a leech: I can't see the cutesy monster.
FlyingToaster, Mar 29 2012

       //4chan accuses me of being a leech: I can't see the cutesy monster//   

       Link amended...
not_morrison_rm, Mar 30 2012

FlyingToaster, Mar 30 2012

       and one big apology to HR Giger, see link
not_morrison_rm, Mar 30 2012


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