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It might be better to just get another gerbil.
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I have a T-shirt with the face of a monkey. Its eyes just so happen to fall somewhere around my nipples. I know what you're thinking, but please take care: MY eyes are up here.
Anyway, the idea is to adjust the shading around the breasts to make the monkey's eyes either larger and brighter or heavy
and crest-fallen depending on how firm or how droopy one's (man) breasts become. As a man, I don't look at my breasts nearly enough and cannot say for certain when they've become sadly heavier instead of stronger and perky.