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Attain soap recipe from appropriate source and make soap for your worst enemy. A discreetly hidden razorblade or fine glass particles should do the trick.
For a non-damage soap, try inserting a small dead sparrow - (these can often be found along roadsides). Imagine the look on their face upon finding
(after a few uses) they are rubbing a dead bird on their face.
Try experimenting with all sorts of odd/foul things you can find about the neighbourhood!
Lush Bath Stuff
I bought my boyfriend some abrasive soap here and he didn't know whether to be offended or not. [lewisgirl, Jun 12 2001]
baked, with razor blades
in this 1992 Peter Shaffer play [pertinax, Aug 03 2008]
||I like Peter, he's always so law-abiding.
I am not so keen on benfrost, and I hope I never meet him in person. I don't mean to be rude but: Evil Soap plus the entire genital food category, Public Vomit Chamber, and the laziness of a wheelchair for home and office. Dear God. And I'm not keen on modern art anyway.
For interesting soaps, try a company called Lush.
||rods: evil shampoo = nair
||damn! I was hoping lewisgirl would be keen on me . ..
||Vintage BF, and a reference to an old PeterSealy post, I gather. What happened to that guy? I am not big on the glass (so declasse) but like the sparrow. A mouse might be softer. Or the snout of a pig?