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Fake rubber ass

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High riding T-shirts and low riding pants have been adopted by the masses, and frequently masses is what such outfits reveal. Some svelte types like myself might feel themselves to be at a disadvantage. I propose that the cummerbund-like device be constructed, with the back consisting of sythetic flesh-toned rubber buttcheeks. This FRA would be only the very tops of the cheeks, plumber-style, and the rubber part would taper so that it might be tucked into pants. The T-shirt should descend to cover the upper part of the FRA.

The FRA could be sold at streetfairs, novelty shops and other similar places.

bungston, Dec 01 2004

Similar idea http://www.halfbake...20Sculpture_20Nards
[bungston, Dec 01 2004]

This idea http://www.akrondes...dation/9-18593.html
There's more. [contracts, Dec 01 2004]

Another Butt http://www.costumes...roduct_code=fm25788
[contracts, Dec 01 2004]

But then again....... http://www.google.c...search=&safe=images
[normzone, Dec 01 2004]

Gerbil urban legend http://www.snopes.c.../homosex/gerbil.htm
Richard Gere? Seriously? [ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004]

tie-on fake bum http://www.the-joke...prod.asp?product=77
there you go [Tabs] [ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004]

Real Rubber Ass for [Tabs] http://www.actionfa.../pictures/13268.gif
Made of hard rubber by Schleich. 3"L x 2.25"H. US$4.75 [jurist, Dec 01 2004]


       Perhaps the crack could serve as a bottle opener?
ldischler, Dec 01 2004

       Thought this was going to be a sex aid for stud donkeys....
ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004

       //for stud donkeys//   

       Not necessarily.
Detly, Dec 01 2004

       Do you have that in rodent?
jutta, Dec 01 2004

       Optional hair

[Jutta], at least it wasn't "Fake rubber Donkey"
Ling, Dec 01 2004

       At least she didn't ask "Do you have rodent in that?"
half, Dec 01 2004

       [half], is that a gerbil reference? [link]
ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004

       (((((((hug)))))))) just for [buns-ton], ooops I meant [bungston] of coarse.
blissmiss, Jun 18 2009

       bungston bungston bungston Yo! Excellent
vfrackis, Jun 21 2009

       For women, the fake rubber ass could include an optional string on the back to look like a thong... look like you're wearing the thong without the discomfort!   

       Come to think of it, they could also sport decorative butt tatoos.
Yappa, Jun 23 2009

       The dudes could just have a pair of Fruit of the Looms, riding up badly.
bungston, Jun 23 2009


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