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Famous Person Voice Phone Sex Service

"...OOOO!! Go Ahead; Make My Day..."
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Phone sex lines featuring beautiful (sounding) women are common as dirt. If you dial 1-(900) ANYTHING you are bound to get one of them --- but now you have a choice!

This is a 1-(900) phone sex line that offers its customers the opportunity to "get personal" with the voice of a famous person of their choice, living or dead. The service employs a cadre of highly talented voice impersonators. This could include the voices of (but not limited to): Arnie, Margaret Thatcher, <any modern actor or actress>, Minnie Mouse, Foghorn Leghorn, Nikita Khrushchev (if you don't mind him pounding his shoe on the table when you get near climax), Mae West, W.C. Fields, or even Marcel Marceau (although this one might sound more like 20 minutes of silence).

What's your pleasure?

Grogster, Jan 08 2012


       You could start with Stephen Hawking as a low-cost trial. I've heard he's quite good on the big bang theory.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 08 2012

       Look up "likeness rights". [-]
MechE, Jan 08 2012

       //likeness rights//   

       Bad news for thousands of Elvis impersonators?
Grogster, Jan 08 2012

       ... and for an entire genre of comedy. Do impressionists have "permissions" departments as publisher do?   

       // beautiful (sounding) women are common as dirt// And the ones who aren't common are plain. It's like Donne said: "True. Fair. Choose one."
mouseposture, Jan 08 2012

       //Bad news for thousands of Elvis impersonators?// If his estate wanted it to be, yes. But impersonators keep him popular and sell songs.   

       //and for an entire genre of comedy// Parody is fair use.   

       Phone sex isn't going to be so popular. And yes, someone still owns the likeness right to dead actresses and will be happy to enforce them if they felt it necessary.
MechE, Jan 08 2012

       Can you pick anybody from history? "What dost thouest be wearing? Hast thou removed thine pantaloons?"   

       Bun for my funny comment because I crack myself up. [+] Plus it's a cute idea.
doctorremulac3, Jan 08 2012

       [MechE] It would be wonderful to see a prosecution for impersonating Marcel Marceau on the phone. Has John Cage already explored that legal territory?
mouseposture, Jan 08 2012

       "If I pull out thish voishe... you pull off your pantiesh. That'sh the Connery way. "   

       BTW, we'll be running a Valentine's Day Special on the Phone Sex Operator that sounds like Raymond Burr --- he's starving to death.
Grogster, Jan 08 2012

       Here's Carl Castle...
RayfordSteele, Jan 09 2012

       It's time to play the music, It's time to light the lights...
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 09 2012

       "Hey Waldorf! Wake up, here come the bikinis!"
"Oh Boy! We'd better reset our pacemakers!"

       "You're going to see the real Bob Dole from now on."   

       "Mmmm.... donuts...."
RayfordSteele, Jan 10 2012

       Will John the Baptist know English?
Voice, Jan 10 2012

       Of course. He prays in King James English, as everyone knows.
RayfordSteele, Jan 11 2012


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