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meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. <taps [norm] on the shoulder> meow. |
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Are you trying to tell me that this is a real dog of an idea, and it won't get very fur ? |
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Snooze button function: -------------- As button is depressed a large anvil is released from it's suspension cables next to the can-opening apparatus. Brought to you by [8th of 7] industries. |
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I'm going to have to clean that up, then re-load the anvil ? |
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Where has that trekkie trekked off to, anyways? Someplace no one's gone before? |
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//Our feline roommate is trained// |
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This is your first mistake. Assuming you can train a cat. |
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This is fully baked in the [hazel][jonthegeologist] household. Pete and Dud are very good at waking me up by sitting on my head and purring. Somehow (and rather annoyingly) [jtg] seems to be able to pretend to be asleep better than me so it's always me that gets up and feeds them. |
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//Somehow [jtg] seems to be able to pretend to be asleep// |
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It's all about "Who wants it more!". You feel that feeding the cats is of higher priority than another 5 minutes in bed. [jtg] knows differently... |
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We already got two of these. They seem to be permanently set for 4:30 AM though, and we haven't figured out how to change it yet. |
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