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We have all had a day at one time or the other where we have went on some kind of yelling rant. Picture political candidate clocks where the alarm is a screaming rampage of words for you to wake up to. The ones that come to mind is Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, Al Gore
etc. Republicans have totally
slipped my mind at the moment but I know they are there. These clocks could be small bust of the candidates or just small bedtime travel alarms.
||how about the Terry Mcauliffe We're About To Lose Another Election Because Nader Is An Egomaniac alarm?
||Nixon voiceover: "I am not a clock!"
Howard Dean: "Yeaahh!"
||Okay, so why exactly would I want to hear more political crap First Thing In The Freakin' Morning? I don't need any more screaming rants on Those Days, I can manage just fine on my own, thanx.
||I can't believe no one's mentioned Guvanah Arnold yet.
"I'M A CLOCK YOU IDIOT! I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBALL!"
"I let him go."
"Wake up now if you want to live."
And just in case it isn't obvious enough, hit the snooze....
"I'll be back."