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Forehead Projector

Projects an interesting movie on the foreheads of boring people.
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This projector is mounted on the brim of a cap's visor. When an extraordinarily boring person begins droning on- and- on, the opportunity can be used to project a scaled down widescreen picture show on the incorrigible speaker's forehead. As a group begins to gather around the speaker with delight, the monotonous projector screen will be encouraged to continue the soliloquy until the film's completion.

Speakers with long bangs will need to be approached from the side by two accomplices with scaled down shepards crooks, to part these hairy curtains as if removing the speaker from the stage for a much more interesting performance. The Forehead Projector can also be used to depict suggestive goings-on inside the target's mind, such as gears turning, storm clouds, or the homunculus operator.

rcarty, Feb 23 2013

Homer Simpson Version 1 http://1.bp.blogspo...key_think_brain.jpg
[rcarty, Feb 23 2013]

2 http://stream1.gifs...fs4/2105623_a_s.gif
[rcarty, Feb 23 2013]


       Wow, good! And coherent!
Kansan101, Feb 23 2013

rcarty, Feb 23 2013

       Needs complex image stabilising to avoid blinding the boring person and scaring them away.
pocmloc, Feb 23 2013

       Reality Augmentation Glasses
rcarty, Feb 23 2013

       Does not include the words "Mission Anything", a bun for that, and the idea.
blissmiss, Feb 23 2013

       Fortunately I neglected to mention the forehead movie is Admission: Impassable.
rcarty, Feb 23 2013

       Hey. My eyes are down here buddy.   

       Nice one [rcarty]. Will all the movies have to be Silents or would bluetooth hearing aids be involved? [+]
AusCan531, Feb 24 2013

       Closed captioning?
rcarty, Feb 24 2013

JesusHChrist, Feb 24 2013

       What [JesusH] almost said. [+]
Grogster, Feb 24 2013

       [+] but no 3 hour movies please! Maybe some 3D.
xandram, Feb 24 2013

       Suddenly the Oscars become tolerable!
RayfordSteele, Feb 25 2013

       A particular large, balding former co-worker needs to be the display forehead for a 3-minute Godzilla-rampage loop
lurch, Feb 25 2013


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