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Cheapskates everywhere are famous for
multiple stops at the soft drink fountain,
maximizing their beverage consumption
before leaving a fast food joint. And who
doesn't love a cup of coffee constantly
topped-off by a truck stop waitress?
This invention is an outergarmet with
bladders constructed into
the body panels with tubes to fill them
running down each sleeve. The tubes
connect to funnels disguised as common
free refill mugs, one side for hot
beverages, the other for cold soda or beer.
The coat can be filled with large quantities
of drinks to-go while appearing to just be
refilling a single small cup.
Deluxe models would include valves to
switch between bladders to collect
multiple flavors. Liquid contents of coat
could be either downloaded to other
containers in your car or sipped from a
drinking tube in the coat collar.
Beer idea [Cube, Jan 24 2006]
Discreet Drink Storage
credit to a similar halfbaker [Cube, Jan 25 2006]
||Think they'll notice if I stand in front of the drink machine for 5 minutes while my coat fills up?
||Yeees... but stillsuits didn't store coke. And the Fremen didn't go to Burger King.
||Except in places which offer free refills: Nandos and almost all of the US.