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Frozen swords
Because it makes me laugh thinking of it |
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You get a really cold dry sword, lick it for a while, then you'll have your sword frozen to your tongue. Go and find a mate with a frozen sword and go and fight away with those tongues. Just make sure to have your safety equipment or that sword will be in the back of your head.
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so, people dueling with swords that are
controlled by their tongues. can you say
ow? probably not with a sword frozen to
your tongue. |
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Ow my brain! This doesnt make any sense. |
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Somehow this reminds me of the Book of James... |
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Those who lick by the sword, thtuck thy the thord. |
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Nice to see you again [crash] bun for the total absurdity. |
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The then ith mightier than the thord. |
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[edit] The dojo where they train in this style would have some serious air conditioning going. |
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uh...they either have to be really light swords...or toothpicks. Who can thrust or better yet have the strength to move something with their tongues...come on. |
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