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Frozen swords

Because it makes me laugh thinking of it
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You get a really cold dry sword, lick it for a while, then you'll have your sword frozen to your tongue. Go and find a mate with a frozen sword and go and fight away with those tongues. Just make sure to have your safety equipment or that sword will be in the back of your head.
crash, Jul 05 2006


DrCurry, Jul 05 2006

       so, people dueling with swords that are controlled by their tongues. can you say ow? probably not with a sword frozen to your tongue.
tcarson, Jul 05 2006

       Ow my brain! This doesnt make any sense.
MoreCowbell, Jul 05 2006

       Somehow this reminds me of the Book of James...
RayfordSteele, Jul 05 2006

       Those who lick by the sword, thtuck thy the thord.   

po, Jul 06 2006

       Nice to see you again [crash] bun for the total absurdity.
zeno, Jul 06 2006

       The then ith mightier than the thord.   

       [edit] The dojo where they train in this style would have some serious air conditioning going.
normzone, Jul 06 2006

       uh...they either have to be really light swords...or toothpicks. Who can thrust or better yet have the strength to move something with their tongues...come on.
Cintani, Dec 17 2006


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