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G. I. Gym

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ARE YOUR OFFSPRING SO SOFT AND YELLOW-BELLIED THEY CAN'T LIFT A @#$%-@#%-ED TINKER-TOY? DO THEY SLEEP IN PAST THE INCREDIBLE HOUR OF OH-SEVENHUNDRED? J&^%#-C&^%$T THAT'S THE %$#@ING MIDDLE OF THE DAY! ^%@-&^%#$! MAYBE THEY TAKE AFTER THEIR GREASY PARENTS! WHY, JUST LOOKIN' AT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP!

THEY NEED SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED PT, MAGGOT! AND IT'S YOUR GOD-GIVEN JOB TO PROVIDE IT! AND IT'S MY PRIVILEGE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE MEANS, THE DRIVE, AND THE DESIRE TO DO SO!

I PRESENT TO YOU MAGGOTS, A SOLUTION SO PERFECT IT'LL MAKE YOU WANT TO KISS THE PUSS-ROTTING FEET OF YOUR UGLY AUNT MYRTLE! THIS IS NO PIP-SQUEAK'S PLAYSKOOL PLASTIC, THIS IS THE MARINE CORPS PLAYSET, IN MY FAVORITE COLOR! IT IS EEE-QUIPPED WITH CLIMBING WALLS, MUD PITS, CRAWLING LOGS, RAPELLING ROPES, SWINGING WEIGHT BALANCE BEAMS, PULLEY-STOCKS AND MONKEY-BARS! THERE IS SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED!

BOOHYAH!

At ease.

RayfordSteele, Apr 04 2006

Tank http://www.gizmolog...t/images/tank14.jpg
[Voice, Nov 17 2011]

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       RS has left his pc logged in AGAIN!
po, Apr 04 2006
  

       Only if the marines themselves come with detachable heads and matching body bags. That would be really good at showing the idiocy of war/joining the army.
nietsch, Apr 04 2006
  

       Joining the Army is monumentally dumb, when one can join God's gift to mankind, the Marine Corps! We don't talk about paper-pushing Army pansies! Now, drop and give me 20!
RayfordSteele, Apr 05 2006
  

       - Sir, permission to go potty, daddy, SIR!   

       - Denied you little worm. Now, climb that %%@$# wall before I kick you over it.
methinksnot, Apr 05 2006
  

       //Now, drop and give me 20!// Is that like "Gimme five", four times over?
coprocephalous, Apr 06 2006
  

       "wouldn't come out here mom, I'm a-layin these here pudding mines to catch out sis' "
skinflaps, Apr 06 2006
  

       KILL, KILL blood makes the grass grow! Eat sh*t and bark at the moon!
bwagner62, Apr 06 2006
  

       Great idea. Next: coast guard playset. Every bit as good as the navy playset, but nobody likes it.   

       Note: I always thought it was Hoo-ah.
shapu, Apr 06 2006
  

       It may have been ... until Paris and Nicole slept through the entire Fort Bragg population one night in 2004.
ConsulFlaminicus, Apr 07 2006
  

       At which point the battle cry became "When did this turn green?"
shapu, Apr 07 2006
  

       "But Daddy..."   

       "Do it now or I'll get your Mother out here and we'll have ourselves a live fire exercise!"   

       Hmm, how to sell a mud pit. Dehydrated? Just add water, hole not included.
Shz, Apr 10 2006
  

       Is that you John Wayne?   

       sp. PRIVILEGE.
calum, Apr 10 2006
  

       Obviously a nerf gun mud crawl. Also needs trip- wires, an electronics playset with fuse diagrams, paintballs, a close air support mobile, and a trike tank.
Voice, Nov 17 2011
  

       Made to crawl naked over Stickle Bricks
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Nov 24 2011
  

       My First Stalingrad play set, complete with Yakov Pavlov and Vasili Zaitsev action figures!   

       Colonel Thorvald figure sold separately.
Alterother, Nov 25 2011
  
      
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