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An ultraviolet 250 nanometer laser pointer which comes with a set of sunglasses that blocks UV and can be used to ease your nerves when cleaning things that are undeniably gross, like the chewing gum from under a seat, or those spots from under the toilet seat.
Of course, the unfortunate effect
of this is that the laser pointer is also a weapon.
(?) Worth the expense to some...
Just depends on how much your toilet seat is worth. [MuddyBuddy, Oct 21 2004]
||A less toxic alternative to Lysol? I like it. You'll have to be careful with that, of course.
||Had enough of procreation? Do away
with that tiresome fertility with the new
Amishman35(TM) gamma-ray source!
Sterilises all areas of the house,
spouses, pets, etc.
||UV light emitting diodes may be converted into a germicidal light.