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Golfamphetamine

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The game’s the same.
And no—people don’t get yayo and play.

But their new goal is to get through the 18th hole as quickly as possible.

-No caddy
-No running with the ball
-No drop for out of bounds shots

Regarding no caddy, a strategy will most likely emerge to strike a balance between the amount of weight to lug around and the amount of options for each shot.

Something like this might well be baked, but I couldn’t find anything amongst the Volkswagen and Nascar websites, so if it is, then my idea is to televise it, and if it’s already televised, then my idea becomes a variation with suped up carts, followed by televise the variation, and then I'm all out of ideas, in which case I'm sorry I've wasted your time, but either way, you have to admit that this is a pretty long non-run on sentence.

Funny I had to look up how to spell yayo, and here’s its only sponsored link:

Yayo
Great deals on Yayo
Shop on eBay and Save!
www.eBay.com

yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 29 2005

Google search: "speed golf" http://www.google.c...?hl=en&q=speed+golf
[waugsqueke, Apr 30 2005]

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       //-No drop for out of bounds shots//
What if you hit it into the water? Are swimsuits required?
phundug, Apr 29 2005
  

       No no--I'm sorry. You'll just have to do twenty pushups and hit from the same spot.
yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 29 2005
  

       I propose the name be changed to Golphetamine.
disbomber, Apr 30 2005
  

       From Scarface: (I'd link, but my antivirus warned me of the site)
He’s on the level if he’s inclined. The son of a devil, he wants mine and more. Ooh, he’s a high, high climber. Not just a clinging vine. He made the grade, he made his marks, senor, And guess who’s keeping score?
  

       Rush rush, got the yeyo? Buzz buzz, gimme yeyo. Rush rush, got the yeyo? Uh oh. Yo yo, no no yeyo. Uh oh.   

       He’s a real speed demon. He’s one of a kind. Watching, waiting, winking over his shoulder. He’s running out of time.   

       Rush rush to the yeyo. Buzz buzz, gimme yeyo. Uh oh. Yo yo, no no yeyo. Go go. Rush rush to the yeyo.   

       Never, never take a chance before you know he’s in a hurry. Better better make your mind up boy, he’s faster, he’s faster, he’s faster, he’s faster.   

       Rush rush, gimme yeyo. Buzz buzz buzz, gimme yeyo. Uh oh. No no, gimme yeyo. Yo yo, dame yeyo. Uh oh.   

       Rush rush, gimme yeyo. Buzz buzz buzz, gimme yeyo. Uh oh. No no, gimme yeyo. Yo yo, dame yeyo. Uh oh.   

       He’s a real speed demon. He’s one of a kind. Watching, waiting, winking over his shoulder. He’s running out of time, time, time, time
Zimmy, Apr 30 2005
  

       Speed golf. Quite baked.
waugsqueke, Apr 30 2005
  

       //No drop for out of bounds shots//
1) There is no such thing as a drop for out of bound shots in the rules of golf.
2) What [waugs] said.
3) 2 members of our club played four rounds in a day (I forget the time), with a caddy between them in a buggy, and played to the rules. They earned a lot of money for charidee mate!.
gnomethang, May 01 2005
  
      
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