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Have The Oscars Scripted By The WWF

Make the Oscars watchable.
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"And the winner... of the 2023 academy award for best actor is... JOHN SMITH FOR SUPERMAN PART 78!"

"Uh oh Bob, Charlie Jones thought he should have won for "Spiderman Part 106" and doesn't like that at all! He's rushing the stage.... HE'S GOT JOHN SMITH IN A HEADLOCK!!!!! WHOA! SMITH PERFORMS A DOUBLE TWIST LOCK REVERSAL AND BODY SLAMS JONES IN A BACKDROP SUPLEX!!!!"

"I don't know if the Academy is going to like that Dave."

To be clear, this would be the Hollywood elites smacking the crap out of each other. Real or scripted? Something to discuss in the office Monday morning.

doctorremulac3, Mar 28 2022

Inspired by... https://www.youtube...watch?v=z4t1CC7-UFE
[doctorremulac3, Mar 28 2022]

This WWF https://www.google....mgrc=slSvlcq7dOiikM
[doctorremulac3, Mar 28 2022]

Not this one. https://www.google....w&bih=1225&biw=1344
[doctorremulac3, Mar 28 2022]

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       I think pandas are cute
pocmloc, Mar 28 2022
  

       Like movies, they can do it with whomever they like, but they won't get the ratings unless the actual actors are involved.
Voice, Mar 29 2022
  

       //I think pandas are cute.//   

       Adorable lil’ bastards aren’t they? Just wanna squeeze their noses. They’d probably rip your hand off though.
doctorremulac3, Mar 29 2022
  
      
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