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Helicopter Retrofit for Commercial Aircraft

Because It Sounded Good In My Bathtub
 
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GROGco Presents It's Best (Bathtub) Idea Ever! It will be wildly entertaining to children and severely mentally handicapped people! Retrofitting aircraft will be a snap! Airports will no longer require hundreds of acres! Passengers as well as pilots will now enjoy a full 360 degree panoramic view!

<ahem> Now that I have you sold on the idea, here are the trifling petty details:

Simply remount one of the engines backwards. Once liftoff is achieved through the natural aerodynamic wing design, the rapidly spinning helicraft can now rocket across the friendly skies by alternating spasmodic and orgasmic firing of the jet engines, spinning and propelling it’s passengers toward their eventual destination!

As an extra-added bonus attraction, the more adventuresome passengers can take advantage of the On-Board Tattoo Parlor in the back of the aircraft, where skilled artists will apply the “…I Wanted a Nice Relaxing Flight But All I Got Was This Lousy Tattoo…” tattoo.

Now Accepting Investors.

Grogster, Apr 12 2019

Ahem. Who_20needs_20a_20r...a_20helicopter_20II
[MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 12 2019]

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       What could possibly go wrong ... ?
8th of 7, Apr 12 2019
  

       Ahem. <link>
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 12 2019
  

       Oh Dear...   

       It appears I have recklessly snitched previous art! Now I will have to assemble a phalanx of high priced Ambulance Chasers, Sheister Lawyers, Blood Suckers, Sharks and Weasels to negotiate a Hostile Takeover of all things Helicoptish...   

       <insert HEAVY SIGH here>
Grogster, Apr 13 2019
  
      
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