h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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This is a diaper that seals tightly around the waist and legs. There is a valve at the front and at the back.
Upon message, the diaper and wearer, can be plugged into a centralized home flushing system, which pumps lukewarm water into the front, and discharges lukewarm water and mess out the back,
for a full minute. This is followed by a minute of high velocity warm air, similarly plumbed.
The gubbins are collected in a storage facility in the basement, where they are dehydrated and formed into small rectangular blocks.
The benefits of a system like this, is that you can keep the same diaper on for longer; this generally benefits landfills and other places diapers go.
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Are babies not dishwasher-safe? |
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Time to find out; although the obvious solution is to engineer a fully flushable baby. |
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I'm sure the others in your cube feel that that time has
passed. |
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Don't ever plug up the drain gubbins, or you might
find your child receiving a pressurized enema. |
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