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Jaccuzzi Coral Reef

Install a liviing Coral Reef in your Jaccuzzi
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Make your jaccuzzi the envy of all your friends by growing a coral reef in it. Swimming pool, bath-tub and kitchen sink versions also available! Special strain of SMOOTH, hot water and toxic chemical resistant coral ! Extra vibrant colours ! Technicians are standing by to take your order.
xenzag, Sep 26 2005


       I do like this idea, I realy do, but the thought of cutting my bum in a relaxing jaccuzzi because some one instaled coral in it isnt a nice thought.
Loma, Sep 26 2005

       "hot water and toxic chemical resistant coral" - could be difficult to eradicate when it colonizes the rest of your apartment...   

       And per what Loma said, this is just stupid: you'll cut yourself to shreds. Make it out of Nerf or something, and I'll reconsider.
DrCurry, Sep 26 2005

       sp: Jacuzzi, assuming you meant the trademarked brand name.
jurist, Sep 26 2005

       note Coral now SMOOTH for delicate bums
xenzag, Sep 29 2005

       Okay, reconsidered.
DrCurry, Sep 29 2005

       If you sit on coral, it dies.   

       If you put coral in hot water, it dies.   

       If you expose coral to chlorine or chloramine, it dies.   

       If you keep coral in a bathtub, you probably don't know much about keeping coral, so it will die.   

       //Special strain//
Oh, well that solves aaalllll the problems, then.
squeak, Sep 30 2005

       why a Jacuzzi? just build a natural environment and grow coral and have fresh water fishies. speaking of fishies -
dentworth, Sep 30 2005

       Underwater love...
100 percent, Oct 06 2005


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