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Keep your dogs

Get more of them even.
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It's what I'm going to do.

Funny how dogs only recognize family and not religious bents...

Um.... the invention is to adopt a dog. Preferably a big one... or two.

Train them well to protect your children.

So the basic idea here is: Fuck those who disagree with that statement because those types of folks are what I call wrong.

Let those folks go back to where dogs are not our best friends.

The dogs know.

Don't make us let them loose.

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We will, you fucking invaders.

It's not going to be pretty.


Seems to be propaganda from the far right. https://observers.f...-leaflets-canada-uk
How a fake news story about Islamist anti-dog-walking leaflets circulated in Canada and the UK [Loris, Sep 10 2025]


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       In what way is this halfbaked? Are these dogs all going to have mohican hair cuts, for example?
xenzag, Sep 09 2025
  

       They will protect those who, for now, are still allowed to keep them.   

       Hold on to that right with both fists.   

       I'm thinking maybe a nice rottweiler/ black lab cross.   

       ...or three.   

       Lots and lots of 'man's' best friend. Enormous packs of them. Soon.   

       You been drankin again, ain't ya?
21 Quest, Sep 10 2025
  

       See... dogs can smell the intent of people. I've lost count of how many dog owners that have been freaked out that I am petting their chained dog when then come out of a store or whatever. Dogs just know by your smell and whether that smell is a threat or not. You let them sniff you... and then you let them decide.   

       They just know.   

       Why do you think that they are not allowed within certain religions?   

       I doubt I'll receive an answer.   

       Go figure...   

       Two fries ol chum, I do believe your cheese has slipped off your cracker.
21 Quest, Sep 10 2025
  

       Touch of drankin involved, I'll not lie, but it had nothing to do with this posting. Yes I know it's technically not a muse, so to speak, it's more of a premonition.   

       The radical Islamists, (oh look that one word flags as as a misspelling), are about to make your dogs illegal because they own your politicians.   

       WTF?   

       Can you identify the jurisdiction in which this is about to happen? My hunch is that we're talking about Facebookistan, and not any real country, but I could be wrong.
pertinax, Sep 10 2025
  

       Weren't we supposed to be in post-apocalyptic UK by now?
Voice, Sep 10 2025
  

       We were. But it was late. Bloody typical, I call it. </whingeingPom>
pertinax, Sep 10 2025
  

       Aerial warfare just erupted between Poland and Russia. Just drones at this point but NATO is officially using live fire to defend its airspace. Might not wanna be poking fun at 2 fries' prediction just yet.
doctorremulac3, Sep 10 2025
  


 

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