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Well, the easiest way to get them pesky aliens to go
somewhere else is to bore them into submission.
The kit includes a fake rectum which contains -
an algebra book, "Hoover for 1932" pennants,
Mountaineering in Lincolnshire guide books, any
speech by John Major, EU homologation guides etc...
||Erm, when was the last time aliens were spotted
mountaineering in Lincolnshire?
||The only alleged "sighting" was Sturton in a nightdress
after his inadvisable late supper of those "special"
mushrooms. I tole him, I did...but did he listen?
||//when was the last time aliens were spotted mountaineering
in Lincolnshire? // Ah, you have failed to see the wood for
the trees here. The mountains in Lincolnshire *are* aliens.
||I read the title as Kilt to deter alien abductions and wondered if the Scots were on to something.
Anyone know if there are fewer Scottish abduction claims than average?
||Aliens wouldn't go there, they've seen Trainspotting.