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Life-size Acupuncture Voodoo Doll

hex and heal how-to kit
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Be proficient at causing and relieving migraines and casting love spells while easing constipation. The life-like doll is imprinted with chi meridians, 2000 acupuncture points and comes with incense, candles and 20 stainless steel needles.

The instruction book, Oriental Medicine and Voodoo Spells for Dummies, in Chinese, English and Creole, will soon have you earning money alleviating back pain and putting hexes on non-paying customers. As an added bonus, the last chapter describes how the eyed needles and dummy are used to fit and sew your own Doctor-Priest robe.

The two-in-one doll comes stuffed with hay (lost needles stay lost) or in an inflatable version with puncture repair kit. Not to be confused with the fakir masochist sex doll.

FarmerJohn, Oct 21 2004

Voodoo.......running from my magic.. http://www.lyrics00...oodoo%20Lyrics.html
Insane Clown Posse lyrics.....mad band, but a tune worth seeking out..... [normzone, Oct 22 2004]


       what size is a lifesize voodoo doll?
po, Oct 21 2004

       Who do voodoo? We do, we do. I could use this voodoo doll right about now to alleviate the mother of all headaches that I'm suffering right now.   

       [po], maybe the doll can be custom made to exactly one's proportions so it could *truly* be life-sized. Hey, that's not a bad idea, come to think of it. And people can have it made to look like themselves, too. The voodoo might work better that way. The only problem would be not being able to use the doll for other people.
Machiavelli, Oct 21 2004

       Or sizes for a life long as a mighty oak’s, or short as a dragonfly’s but always full as a life rich in love, challenge and happiness.
FarmerJohn, Oct 21 2004

       Oh yeah, [FJ], I like the esotericness (is that a word?) of your explanation of "life-size."
Machiavelli, Oct 21 2004

       I can see these taking off in the chiropractic arts market.
RayfordSteele, Oct 22 2004

       Esotericism, I think [Machiavelli].
harderthanjesus, Oct 22 2004

       Earn money...non paying customers? Ha!
yabba do yabba dabba, Oct 22 2004

       <laughter> Hahahahahahahaha! </laughter>
DesertFox, Oct 23 2004

       Yeah, that's what I'm doing, I'm helping them. +
sartep, Oct 25 2004


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