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Political dissatisfaction can strike at any timeand you don't
want to be stuck in the garage, desparately building a second
rate effigy only to find the riot's over before you get there!
With EzyEffigy you don't have to worry any more. EzyEffigy is a
store-bought, preprepared dummy with a collection
attachable faces of various political figures and a small drum
of petrol included. The kit also comes with a blank template
for recreating less prominent personalities.
Rather similar idea
Commerical effigy business [Guy Fox, Oct 04 2004]
||(-) Inciting hate made easy! Goes well with the Pyrocellulose National Flagburners Kit.
||*visions of a rioting horde burning an effigy of the EzyEffigies'R'Us store*
||All I can imagine is a [flamingeffigyofalf].
||This could be part of a cunning plan. After establishing the shop and building up a reputation you unleash your secret weapon. As a closet supporter of George Bush, you secretly fill all the GB effigies with petrol, shrapnel and a bit of TNT for luck. When the anti-GB protesters light the effigy your true mission will be revealed!