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Moderated CVs/Resumes

After people have written their CV, have it moderated by a disinterested 3rd party to cut out the bullshit.
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Most CV's are puffed with bollocks. A group could cut these down to a standard form, stripping out any superflous waffle.
dare99, Jan 15 2002

CV Consultants http://www.explodei....uk/profiles/45.htm
[Helium, Jan 15 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       what if you need to be good at superflous waffle to get the job? I can't think of any but I'm sure there must be some?
sappho, Jan 15 2002

       There are companies out there who will take your money to do this for you...see link.   

       Here's a quote from that site:   

       "I'm sorry to write you such a long letter - I had no time to write a short one."   

       Winston Churchill
Helium, Jan 15 2002

       Curriculum Vitae

I'm flexible, so I will take money in lieu of responsibilities.

I implemented a laurel resting program which has steadfastly increased resting on laurels over past 20 years. I make sure to carry something no matter whether I'm coming or going and am able to shoot a #33 rubber band with remarkable accuracy at great distances.
thumbwax, Jan 15 2002

       [sappho] politician
Helium, Jan 15 2002

       Ask a friend to check your CV, they are disinterested too...
BartJan, Jan 15 2002

       We had a CV at my office where the person trying for the job claimed to be "Well spoken and articulated".
dare99, Jan 15 2002

       One way to moderate CVs would be to mount vibration-sensitive transducers near where the CVs are in the axle paths. An increase in vibration likely would indicate that a failure, or change in performance is underway. To moderate this you could have the signals displayed on oscilloscopes and other fancy monitoring equipment mounted in the back seat and invite friends to watch them intently, and give you brief, synthesized responses, including their opinions as to the amont of time until next CV failure--thus moderating the whole affair.
bristolz, Jan 15 2002

       Or use Birfield-Rzeppa CVs, which are inherently moderated.
angel, Jan 16 2002

       Birfield-Rzeppa CVs? What are they?
dare99, Jan 16 2002

       Why, it's a Hardy Spicer, of course... Dolomite.
thumbwax, Jan 16 2002

       Spicer? I thought those were only for trucks, at least the ones from Dana/GKN. They do transaxle assemblies as well especially for the old Kenworths.
bristolz, Jan 16 2002


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